1 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,717 Wait a while! What is it? 2 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:02,556 I'm hyperventilating. Just drive on... 3 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,832 Oh, my God! 4 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:42,717 Never say you're too old. Okay. 5 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,669 i love you i love you 6 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,598 I get hair in my mouth. 7 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:01,713 Both fun to have children and to make them. Yes, I agree with you on that. 8 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:14,071 Say you want a child with me. I want to have a child with you. 9 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,671 Jane... 10 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:22,118 You... Well, I... 11 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:37,795 Have you guys fucked again?! Were you mine real dad you wouldn't fuck. 12 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:44,070 No, but it probably mostly depends on that he is dead. Come here, Richard. 13 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,950 You guys never get it enough of making babies? 14 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,956 Good morning... 15 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,114 Good morning, my darlings. Somebody who remembers what day it is today? 16 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,511 Christmas Eve! Yes, it is. 17 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,150 And who will come then? Everyone's dads! 18 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,789 Merry Christmas, Mom. No but, honey, thank you! 19 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,237 Santa is coming today and my real dad! 20 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:35,351 If you have been kind. Do you have it? Okay, run down then! 21 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:41,118 Good thing Christmas only comes once a year. Yes, of course Christmas is wonderful. 22 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,355 Thanks, Mom! Thank you, my darlings! 23 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,832 Thank Janne too. Thank you, Janne. 24 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,470 And Richard! Ratata.. thanks! 25 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,432 Merry Christmas, darling. Huh? To me? 26 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,798 It is clear. No but, no but... 27 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,311 No but...no but, thanks! 28 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:41,477 Yes, but how good! Thanks! It is exactly what I needed. Really! 29 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:46,840 Oops, the price tag is still there. I don't see it. How good! 30 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,956 Sara! Yes? 31 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,750 Who's gonna eat all this? Your mother, or...? 32 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:26,472 No, that's.. for the guests. We will be a 1314 people. 33 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:33,079 What kind of people? Yes, the children's fathers and then some more. 34 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,791 Are they coming here? Yes, of course they will come here. 35 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:44,070 But...why haven't you said anything? Stop now! We have talked about it. 36 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,870 It's not the same thing like doing it. 37 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,237 Don't you remember how? you had it last year? 38 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,951 You had to drive all the kids here and there. You will avoid it this year. 39 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,556 You don't have to go out all day. Do they have to come today? 40 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:05,477 When do you think Christmas should be celebrated? Isn't Christmas Eve the best, huh? 41 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:09,918 Yes, but...is Åke coming too? Yes. 42 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,879 And Erik and Gunnar. And Åke. 43 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:18,274 You are too cute. This is going to be a blast! 44 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:22,115 You must forgive me if I am out of date. You can call back. 45 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,514 Say we're sick or...that we're not have talked it through, that we are dead! 46 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,390 We can't do that, you know that! Imagine how disappointed the children would be. 47 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,951 But you know how disappointed I am. 48 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,359 So... Don't be silly now! 49 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:45,640 You, I decide here. They are coming not here! Over my dead body... 50 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,636 Welcome! Oh, how nice that you could come. 51 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,270 Hey, hey! 52 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:06,270 How are you? A little Christmas present. Thank you, thank you. 53 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,515 Merry Christmas. 54 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,639 Thanks the same. Sara should have hired a wardrobe. 55 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,679 You look stressed. There is no danger. 56 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,270 Hello! Hello! Welcome... 57 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:34,513 How nice that you could come. How many we seem to be. 58 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,715 Servant! 59 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,999 Lovely to be together, huh? All kids in the same place. 60 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,792 Today we will be adult and educational. 61 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,349 Can we talk later? Sure. 62 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,399 Only Erik and Pauline are missing... 63 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,838 Have I got this right? 64 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,837 Sara, with whom we will celebrate Christmas have three children with three different men. 65 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,798 You among others! 66 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:09,512 She lives with someone "Janne" who have no children of their own. 67 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:13,469 And everyone will be there? With new wives. 68 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:19,716 Some are precursors to some of the other men. Oh, it clears up! 69 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:24,590 One thing can be said about Sara. She has always ended all relationships 70 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:29,436 before she has started the next one. She has never left. 71 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,190 Who was that? No, none. 72 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:43,912 Janne has no problem with that? He is a psychologist. 73 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:52,318 Now it's Christmas again, and now it's Christmas again, and Christmas lasts well into Easter 74 00:09:52,480 --> 00:10:01,070 It wasn't true and it wasn't true, because in between comes fasting 75 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:09,239 The priest's little cabin stands in bright flame all the candles are burning 76 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:17,080 Hello hop in the gallop all the candles are burning 77 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,039 Come on now! No, that's enough. 78 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:24,080 Janne, have some mulled wine, it's good. I know, I bought it. 79 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,595 Yes! Go ahead… 80 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,676 Oh, isn't this wonderful, huh? 81 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,832 Rickard is similar to Janne so it's spooky! 82 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:40,791 Sometimes I think he is his biological son, though I know it is not so… 83 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,952 No, you must not open! 84 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,316 Dad! Yes? 85 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:51,350 Our daughter wants to open a Christmas present. Yes! Well, of course, Åke... 86 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:58,916 Your way to solve problems, let everyone get as much as they want so it will be quiet, but... 87 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:05,156 If everyone gets what they want, everyone will be dissatisfied. This is called psychology. 88 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:12,033 If Åke was afraid of problems, he wasn't made you and Rita with children at the same time. 89 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,872 How was it now? Your ex-wife suddenly became a lesbian. 90 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,510 But it is clear that Elin will get to open a door if she wants. 91 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:27,234 It's Jeanette. Is Achmed at home? Ask him to call me. Thanks. Bye then. 92 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,950 No..yes..I am so happy. 93 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:36,911 Man, that's me. This is exactly everything I dreamed of when I was a child. 94 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:43,599 Such a Christmas! With lots of people, man dancing, cracking nuts and being happy. 95 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:49,631 Before, it was mother, Micka, me... Is it so strange? Dad was dead. 96 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,438 Why isn't Micka here? 97 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:58,672 She celebrates Christmas with her girlfriend. I open, put on some more mulled wine. 98 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,831 Hello, hello, welcome! 99 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,389 Hello! Hey, old lady! 100 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,951 Hello, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 101 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:15,032 Janne, I suppose? No, but what the hell? 102 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,194 You, I can help you out with that one. Janne, take this! 103 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:24,355 Hello, welcome. That's me which is Janne. I live here. 104 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,512 I didn't even think about that Åke opened. 105 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,560 As I said: Go! He knows either what his name is or where he lives. 106 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:37,352 Hi, what fun everyone could come. Merry Christmas! 107 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,909 Merry Christmas. Oh, thank you! How nice! 108 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,072 Yes, this is the hostess Sara. This is Marika. 109 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,436 Hello! Yeah, hi. 110 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,673 And who are you? Marika, 26, single, head hunter. 111 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,832 No children, no cat and voted blank in the last parliamentary election. 112 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,630 Yeah, shiny, yeah... But what a lovely house! 113 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,270 May I look around? Yes, I can show you. 114 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,159 Who is she? Our neighbor. 115 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,109 I'm here now. It is so fucking boring. what are you doing 116 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:11,274 Rita, this is Marika. This is Rita, my woman. 117 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,238 Thomas. Hello. 118 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,519 They are not as dangerous as they seem. They are much worse. 119 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,479 Anne, my partner. Hello. 120 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,679 Thomas is the only one here who hasn't slept with Sara. Or what, darling? 121 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,834 My cousin is also gay. So fit... 122 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,834 His name is Gunnel and he is cute like you. No! Gunnar... 123 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,550 No, my name is Thomas. You are together with me now. Gunnar is your ex-husband. 124 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:44,354 My cousin's name is Gunnar, stupid. Yes, sometimes the elevator doesn't go all the way up. 125 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:49,037 So this is my brother Gunnar whose wife I have now taken over. 126 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:54,991 Hi, Gunnel. I am Gunnar's current wife, Eva. 127 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:59,552 I was with Janne before, Rickard and Jeanette is my child, not Jannes... 128 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,917 Although Rickard lives here. Does it seem complicated? 129 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,469 Oh no. come... 130 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,432 I thought we made decisions together. We have done that. 131 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,230 That damn Åke is taking over as if he still lived here! 132 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:20,191 You, I know! You can't inaugurate the sauna with the boys? 133 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,912 But so what? Just on Christmas Eve?! Yes! Fun for them to see what you've done. 134 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:31,075 How good you have been. You have almost done everything yourself. 135 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,835 We'll be sitting down to the table soon. It can wait. 136 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,392 None of the others had could make it just as nice. 137 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,110 Do you mean it? Sssssss, not by a long shot! 138 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:49,595 I put it on before, just in case… We wait with the food a bit. 139 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,152 Listen, everyone! Hello! 140 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,710 Yes, it is the case that Janne has a little surprise for you. 141 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,190 Ahhh! 142 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:08,357 Well, now it's like this we men will inaugurate the sauna. 143 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:16,191 That's how you women get busy with a little...female carpentry! 144 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,557 Babysitting and cleaning and cooking and stuff like that... 145 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,030 What a great idea, huh? 146 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,989 So... to the sauna, men! 147 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,673 Okay. I also want to baste. 148 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,151 No, stay with the darlings here! Come on guys! 149 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,550 "Basta"? I got dressed. 150 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,195 Damn, how nice! You have done this well, Janne! 151 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,957 Not without feeling proud. Oh hell, you didn't do it all yourself! 152 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:51,116 I stumbled upon craftsman here. Sara and I already wanted a sauna. 153 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,112 Yes, already in my time. 154 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:57,558 You remember that, Åke? There used to be a boiler room here. 155 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,870 Come in! You release the heat. 156 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,237 It's hot here. Go to mom for so long. 157 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,553 I want to be with you, but it's too hot. 158 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,030 Hell, do whatever you want! 159 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,193 Aren't the little lives wonderful? Damn sure, speaking of "little lives"... 160 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,751 Shouldn't you have a small one? "love child", you too? 161 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,231 Yes, we are working on it. Not very intense... 162 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,951 ..because Sara immediately becomes just a man waving wrappings in front of her. 163 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,637 We're not compatible, then. "Compatible..." Bullshit! 164 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:38,830 Just put it on! Say what you want about Sara, fuck she's damn good at it. 165 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,913 Or what do you guys say? Yeah, yeah. Yes! 166 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:48,713 As good as I had it with Sara I have never had since! Yes, dammit! 167 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:55,589 The best she knew, it was to be put in the closet. 168 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:02,153 What do you tan for, then? Sara. The wardrobe... 169 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,473 Does she still drive it? Jane! Ride, Ride, Ride... 170 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:13,636 Weren't you the first on that? Good man! And the first time… 171 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,111 Do you mean the map? 172 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:28,351 When was this? Yes, we were probably fourteen, fifteen... 173 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:35,392 It was quite fun because Sara wasn't really pleased, so she gave Åke a... 174 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:42,478 A pussy map! So that he would learn where things sit. 175 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:48,955 I held it like this… I turned it upside down. 176 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:54,593 Speaking of chicks...Rita, she's badass well maintained, one might say. 177 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:59,550 You just had to know. An animal! Huh? Are you saying that?! 178 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:05,318 It might seem ridiculous, but it is Good thing Rita hasn't been with any of you. 179 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,360 How do you know that? How do you know that she hasn't been with any of us? 180 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,909 She can barely manage to be faithful. 181 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:16,870 No, now it's getting hot. Yes! Towards Sherwood Forest! 182 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,516 Food! I hear you, honey. 183 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,192 I'm coming. 184 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:41,839 They seem to have such a good time in there. Lots of people, lots of children, a real Christmas. 185 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,389 We can go over and wish you a Merry Christmas. 186 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,552 Give them the penguin your mother sent. 187 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:52,237 "Merry Christmas" was the message, not "go to hell". 188 00:18:55,600 --> 00:19:02,233 Look! I think it's probably best we wait a bit to go over. 189 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:27,472 Well, you're left alone, huh? Yes. 190 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,631 Good. 191 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,793 We've known each other for a long time, haven't we? Yes. 192 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:39,238 And you never wanted to have children? No. 193 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,359 Yes, you know how curious I am. Yes, that...I know. 194 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:50,950 I don't believe it, but Åke claims that Sara said you are trying to have a baby. 195 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,278 Yes. But that... 196 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:59,230 She just says that to show how happy she is. 197 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,792 Well, what do you mean now? I wonder if you have changed your mind. 198 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,554 No. I No hey, no. 199 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,679 If you have four children makes no difference with one more. 200 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:16,313 With zero children, the difference is huge! Exactly! And I have zero children. 201 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:22,078 I am too old to carry children. Escapes! It's not your decision! 202 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,279 It certainly is. The woman usually gets what she wants. 203 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:31,276 You can't do anything about that. Yes, I certainly can. Yes! 204 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,752 Shall we bet? 500 bucks! 500,000 bucks! 205 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,912 Are you sick? No, I'm not. 206 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,993 Huh? What is it, then? 207 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,160 But so what? 208 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,710 Have you sterilized yourself? 209 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,918 Why have you sterilized yourself? What method would you suggest then? 210 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,993 God, I don't understand this. 211 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,152 When did you do it? Two years ago. 212 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:12,713 Then you would have just met! What did Sarah say then? 213 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,634 She doesn't know… You haven't told Sara. 214 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:29,318 You shut up! Only you know! You're not right in the hood! 215 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:34,714 Draw! Your sweet little fart is banned from speaking. You are quiet! 216 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:39,590 Not directly, drive past the grocery store first. It soon grows into her ear. 217 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,913 After the deli take a right. Who takes the right? 218 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,199 Quiet! No, not you, Achmed. No, you're going crazy here. 219 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,070 Listen, Mohammed. Do not turn right at the deli. 220 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:58,394 Leave the camel parked all day and let us ordinary Swedes celebrate Christmas. 221 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,359 Do you understand? 222 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,832 You racist bastard! Aren't you going to move away from home soon? 223 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,518 Fix an apartment, then! How are you going to make a living? Prostitution? 224 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:20,078 You must think that everyone can be bought. At the right price, young lady. 225 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:25,474 At the right price... Cannibal pig! You eat people! 226 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,072 Merry Christmas. Yes, Merry Christmas to you. 227 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,473 Has anyone seen Janne? No, maybe he's still in the sauna. 228 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,960 Well... 229 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,678 How could you? It was a simple procedure. 230 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,198 There must be two people on such a decision. Dr. Olson and I agreed. 231 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,352 Enough with children. I'm fucking 47 years old. 232 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,434 Have you never felt that you want your own biological children? 233 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,276 No. At some point you have to tell me. 234 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:02,799 Never! She doesn't forgive me. I have failed her innermost wishes. 235 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:08,194 She has to accept that I can't stay father I'm just helping nature a little. 236 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,274 Poor Sarah... Well, there you are! 237 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,592 Yes! You were there too... 238 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,154 Well, what are you talking about then? 239 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,959 Stylish sauna. 240 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,231 Christmas secrets. 241 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,995 Well, what did the guys say, then? Did they think it was nice? 242 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,074 They thought the craftsmen had done a great job. 243 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:50,794 You, I was just thinking...as we sat down, Couldn't you wish to welcome. 244 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:56,353 What do you think now. That would be so nice. Of course. 245 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,558 Just going to take a shower... Okay. 246 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,998 Hey Santas, clink glasses and let's be funny 247 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:09,030 A little time we live here with much toil and great trouble 248 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,433 Hey Santas, clink glasses and let's be funny 249 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:18,071 Cheers! Merry Christmas! 250 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:27,273 Take food now! At least put off the vegetarian banter now that it's Christmas. 251 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:32,435 Vegan! And it's no joke! Thousands of animals are murdered every day... 252 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,150 Not now! I mean it. 253 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,357 Ha, ha! Bowl! 254 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,790 I'm not a talker but... Then shut the hell up! 255 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:57,114 Can the Brothers control themselves a moment, I want to say a few words. 256 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,910 "A few words". It's just three words, isn't it...? 257 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:05,677 I would like to spend a Christmas toast to Sara. 258 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,310 It's Sara's idea that we go let old grudges be forgotten. 259 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:16,432 He means that Sara and Rita have not talked since Daniel and Elin were born. 260 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:22,869 We are old schoolmates and friends and neighbors who have become a big family. 261 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,429 Åke was married to Sara but left with Rita. 262 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,195 They got pregnant on the same day. Not now, Ake! 263 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,000 A little later then, maybe. 264 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:42,475 Take it easy with the Christmas spirit, maybe this could be a Christmas to remember. Huh? 265 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:49,512 They were in the same BB, the same room, and gave birth to the same man's child on the same day. 266 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,798 Maybe this can become a tradition. 267 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:59,559 Then I can tell Elins and Daniels children that I was with the first time. 268 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,714 I won't have any children. There are already too many. 269 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,520 Elin, purple old lady, you have time to change your mind. 270 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,834 Bowl! And Merry Christmas, all children, because Christmas is, after all, a children's holiday. 271 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,995 And Jesus! And Jesus too, huh? 272 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,879 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 273 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,272 Thank you, please Åke. 274 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:37,994 Yes, dear...dear all of you who sitting here around our table tonight. 275 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:44,270 I...it means so much it means a lot to me that you do it. 276 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,558 It really does and… 277 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,190 And Janne, my love, I... 278 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,596 I have something I want to tell you. Okay. 279 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:05,676 Something...something big and very beautiful. 280 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,832 I am expecting our love child. 281 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,470 No, but... Congratulations! 282 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:21,751 Well, you finally will to become a father for real. 283 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,276 That's my Christmas present to you, Janne. 284 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:30,879 Congratulations, Sarah! Isn't it wonderful, a little baby! 285 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,800 Aren't you happy? 286 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,669 what did you say Aren't you happy? 287 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:43,518 Yes, just a little surprised... 288 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,629 Yes, it isn't any surprise. 289 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,320 Now I think that we cheer for Sara and Janne. 290 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:58,429 Janne, you sit down. You are the man in this house. His! 291 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,310 And we toast and… I actually think we... 292 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,360 Hip, hip, hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray! 293 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,678 Hello. 294 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,870 How is it? Aren't you happy? Sure. 295 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:31,989 You don't seem so, actually. Why didn't you tell me first? 296 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,552 I tried, but the children kept interrupting. 297 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,350 Sometime during the day could you damn... 298 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,514 Tell everyone like that! I found myself in a very strange position. 299 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,992 Why are you annoyed? I thought you would be happy. 300 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:57,079 Now we know that the sperm are okay, that you were not too old. 301 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:03,509 It was a good time to say it. Yes, that is obviously your opinion. 302 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,519 Is it something else? 303 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,671 No. 304 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,279 Come on, children, Donald Duck has begun. We've seen that before! 305 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,070 That is what is meant. It's called a Christmas tradition. 306 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:34,839 It's the same as last time. Do like the grown-up kids and watch… 307 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,992 Uh, screw it! We're busy, damn it! 308 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:43,109 Bandage it then, if it's that important. You don't tie Donald Duck! 309 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,830 I don't know why it feels like that. 310 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:52,200 A lot bubbles up when I think about it how Janne and I felt at the beginning. 311 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:58,311 When Roland died, it felt like if I wanted to have children with Janne too. 312 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,713 Jeanette and Rickard were small, and we were so in love... 313 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:09,035 Were you together when Roland died? Roland and I went to family therapy. 314 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:15,754 At Janne's... We had it like that very hard and no cohabitation at all. 315 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,517 And the kids just screamed. As soon as we looked at each other, they screamed. 316 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:26,790 So you got together with the therapist. Yeah, maybe it wasn't that good, no. 317 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,352 Roland took it very badly, but we were so in love. 318 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,594 Poor Roland, damn it! Why did he drive out in the middle of the night? 319 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,149 Holy shit! 320 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:44,918 That Janne did not want children I have accepted that. 321 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:51,076 But now he wants Sara with him! Then it was he didn't want that with me! 322 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,915 If you know what I mean. Don't say that. 323 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,469 What? 324 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:03,874 Can you keep quiet about something? Yes, of course! 325 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:11,515 Janne cannot be Sara's father child...because he has sterilized himself. 326 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,719 Excuse? 327 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,633 Janne can't... 328 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:24,193 Wait! Doesn't Sara know about it? 329 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:29,594 But who is the father of the child, then? Yes, say it! 330 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,751 My God! 331 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:37,871 But promise not to say this to someone, because you know...otherwise... 332 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,030 No. 333 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:44,912 Silent night, holy night 334 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:51,031 All is peace, the star is gentle 335 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,595 Shines on the child in the straw of the stable 336 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,118 You have to tell her about it. Everything else is terrible. 337 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,591 It's probably she who has something to tell me. 338 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,594 Christ to earth has come 339 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,515 To us a savior is born 340 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:18,473 Great moment, holy moment 341 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:24,353 Angel's army makes its rounds 342 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,080 Around the guards 343 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:33,236 I'll find out who it is. And how would that be done? 344 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,871 Your husband is on top the list of suspects. 345 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,678 Go?! 346 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:46,156 To you the savior is born 347 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,960 No, wait a minute! 348 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:54,957 It's midnight, it's quiet in the houses Quiet in the houses 349 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,990 If it's Åke, I'll kill him. So Thomas, Gunnar or Erik are okay. 350 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,950 No, but of course it's the horny guy. He turns on earthworms with breasts! 351 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:09,512 tap, tap, tap, tap tap, tap, tap 352 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,273 Then see creeping gnomes 353 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,070 Sara has breasts. 354 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:22,839 Listen, spy, tiptoe forward Front on the toes 355 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:29,394 Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap 356 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,631 Yes, you get really teary-eyed. Or what do you say? 357 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:42,079 How the hell does man manage to do everything? She is good at taking care of children. 358 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,551 Surely they are talented? Yes, indeed. 359 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:51,671 How did you manage to do this? A lot happens here when you work. 360 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:57,836 So Rickard lives here and not with you. The kid hates me, so it had to be. 361 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,790 It feels strange to say this, but Rickard is better off here. 362 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:08,672 If only more people were less selfish, when it comes down to where their children will live. 363 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:13,152 I guess that's what I am, selfish... But I will live with you! 364 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,915 You can move whenever you want. What are you saying? 365 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,869 Why are you with that fat? I don't want that! 366 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,431 Well, stop! Rickard reacts like this. 367 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:30,073 His therapist says he has great need to get attention. 368 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,311 Why don't you give it to him? 369 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,270 Yes, if you only knew. Rare Richard points and Galne Gunnar buys. 370 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:43,709 Certainly not what the therapist meant. You realize that if you think about it. 371 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,829 Think people don't understand that everyone can be bought, including children. 372 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,790 But does Janne want children, then? Of course he wants it, he loves me! 373 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,839 It's not quite the same thing. 374 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,358 Should I take this out? Yes, great. 375 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:08,152 What a beautiful dress you have, by the way. Thanks. I bought it in London. 376 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,960 You know what they say there about pregnant women? 377 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,796 "She pays for two people on the bus.” Cute, huh? 378 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:22,638 Yes, they mean she is two. "She pays for two on the bus." 379 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:28,079 She pays for two on the bus, because she has a new person in her belly. 380 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,914 Yes, yes, yes! 381 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,159 When were you in London? In early November. 382 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,950 What did you do besides shopping? 383 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,554 Someday we have to actually talk about it. 384 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:56,998 About what? I don't understand what you are talking about. 385 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,552 Stop! 386 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:11,399 How is it? Are you feeling sick? You are well not with children again, you too? 387 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:16,760 No, to have children then you have to...fuck. 388 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:25,313 I said to Janne: "Tell Sara!" He should have done that 2 years ago. 389 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,439 He thinks Åke has been with Sara. Why that? 390 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,989 Achmed will pick me up soon. 391 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:36,154 He says that Åke would put on anything. 392 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,870 You mean "anyone". No, "whatever". 393 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:45,035 Did you hear what I said? Who has Åke sat on, apart from you and Sara? 394 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:49,990 You, you little porcupine, you won't be old if you continue in this style. 395 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:55,155 Achmed also celebrates Christmas. Isn't he allowed to go away on Christmas Eve? 396 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,314 They are Muslims, mother. You're not going anywhere with him. 397 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:05,271 It's Christmas Eve, a family night, a Swedish tradition if that's enough for you. 398 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,512 So Jesus was Swedish? Yes. 399 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,672 You are not wise. When Achmed comes, I go with him. 400 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,198 Mats, see if you can find any string. I can't find anything. 401 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:23,675 I'm glad I found this lady. Well, that'll do... So there, that'll do. 402 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:29,477 Come on! But you, Mats, you're a coward. 403 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,237 You don't give green penguins to people you don't know. 404 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,629 Who cooked all the food? It must have taken weeks. 405 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,791 The ancient mother. 406 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,874 The woman without whom the earth would be less overcrowded. 407 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:05,032 Yes, you do the best you can. I would rather adopt a child. 408 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,830 You can adopt me. Where do you live somewhere? 409 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,995 You still have to thank the gods for that that you have succeeded in reproducing normally. 410 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,472 What do you mean by that? Those who adopt cannot have their own. 411 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,472 Uh, now you have to give up! 412 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:26,636 After hormones and test tubes remain after all, nothing but adopting. 413 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,795 It is a secondary choice. Aye, that's it! A second choice! 414 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:39,071 If you have to choose, you'll want it their own kids? Not someone else's! 415 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:43,154 You don't even know if it will be white, so it resembles a self. 416 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,235 Sara, this is our new neighbors. It is... 417 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,359 Helena, Mats and little Josefin. 418 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,273 Yes but...no, but hey! 419 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,991 We just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. We moved in yesterday. 420 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,755 Yes, but, what fun! No, but, how cute! 421 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,150 I have to see this. I'll call later. 422 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:13,272 My name is Sara. Hello, welcome! It is a bit messy here. We are a big family, so... 423 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,431 Hey, hey! 424 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,911 Merry Christmas. Oh, thank you! 425 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,469 Yes, but you... 426 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,280 Where is she from? Vietnam. 427 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,512 Asia! Yeah, nice... 428 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,834 Yes, we'll take and... No, there is food and drink for everyone. 429 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,915 I can follow you out. Yes, but they can... 430 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,233 I told you the girl was cute. Or how? 431 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,758 Yes, but I said that It was a great child. 432 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,914 No, but don't fuss about it. They have forgotten it by tomorrow. 433 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,276 Janne, aren't you supposed to have a "housekeeper"? 434 00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:01,755 I'm going to fucking report her to the police. Because we can't have children of our own? 435 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:07,916 For racism, incitement against ethnic groups! Would it be us adoptive parents? 436 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:13,393 You must be taking this very lightly. Why care what she says? 437 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:18,999 That woman should come and ask for sorry, tamejf on his bare knees! 438 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:24,030 Should it be necessary? Do you have difficulty understanding? She's coming here! 439 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,033 Clever to make extra money on Christmas Eve. 440 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,760 How many are you going to? Five. 441 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,278 One can hope that it is well paid. And now remember… 442 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,515 ...that she should apologize. If not, you don't set foot here. 443 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:44,754 Did you understand that? We should have given her the penguin! 444 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,800 I'm so clumsy... I'm so clumsy! My God! 445 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,875 They must think I'm racist. Me just meant...if you have a choice. 446 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,112 It wasn't that dangerous. 447 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,751 Not a man who appreciates that you throw a little Christmas party. 448 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,231 Yes, they certainly do. 449 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:14,192 And then you, then...that doesn't seem the least bit happy for the child. 450 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:18,513 Maybe you don't want to have children with me. Well, it...it... 451 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:24,119 You don't want the baby. Is that so? It's not quite that simple, Sara. 452 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:29,593 Is it that you don't want the baby? Well, maybe not right now. 453 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,630 Right now?! You are 47 years old! When were you planning to have a child? 454 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,670 Many are older than me... Than me, "older than me" it's called. 455 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,231 Can't you tell it like it is? Yes...Jack Nicholson... 456 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:48,713 Lennart Bernadotte, Yasir Arafat... Yasser Arafat?! 457 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,272 So, do you want to or not don't you want children? 458 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,559 No, I don't want children. 459 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:07,475 Do you want me to remove it? Yes, I want that. 460 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,635 But, my God, why? For a hell of a lot of reasons. 461 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,795 I have an awful lot at work! A possible head servant in six months! 462 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,954 I hardly have time drive around the kids as it is today! 463 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:31,438 For all leisure activities, kindergarten, floorball, swimming jumping, horses, violin lessons, the choir and... 464 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,558 ..the theater group. Yes, the theater group. 465 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,439 That's enough kids. The whole house is full of children. 466 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:44,358 Then you lied! This morning you said that you wanted children. Was it a lie? 467 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,876 What would I have said, then? The truth! 468 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:54,200 I love you, but... .. don't want the baby. Is that so? 469 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:59,912 Do you know what you can do then? You can pull! The choice is yours. 470 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,518 Okay, if that's how you want it, then… 471 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,678 What is it? Erik has another. 472 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,439 Are you sure? 473 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,916 He doesn't talk to me, he doesn't take me. I just know… 474 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,675 Do you know who it is? No. 475 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,549 I had never thought of to have children. 476 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,509 But with Erik so... ...it just felt right. 477 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:46,074 Why would you be in such a hurry? How long had you been together, a quarter of an hour? 478 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,629 20 minutes. 479 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,795 You didn't know him very well. How well do I know him now? 480 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,351 Why does he go to another? What have I done wrong? 481 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:04,074 You don't think it's your fault! Want to hear a secret? 482 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:08,279 But you have to promise that don't tell anyone. 483 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,551 Janne is not the father of Sara's child. 484 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:18,510 He has sterilized himself and Sara doesn't know about that. 485 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:34,756 No, but it wasn't that dangerous. No, but you... 486 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:40,120 Eric! Yes, but then it's Erik! 487 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:47,874 But...what do you do? We haven't distributed Christmas presents! Nothing! 488 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:53,638 Yes, I got my Christmas present. Are you comparing a child to a Christmas present? 489 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,795 If I remember correctly, it was you who did it in your little speech. 490 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,839 Janne, look at me! 491 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,994 i love you Yes, I love you too. 492 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,471 I'm not going to remove it. Do you understand? 493 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,110 Yes, we can talk about that at some other time. 494 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,956 Jane! All is not destroyed, is it? 495 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,318 Yes! Tomorrow we commit collectively suicide. That's how it feels! 496 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:32,749 Or we can do it tonight already. Bring the young bastards and Åke and... 497 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,718 Sorry. 498 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:42,273 I think we gather together now and goes down and is the world's best host couple. 499 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,478 Yes! Huh? 500 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,349 Do you want it, then? Yes, I want that. 501 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,070 I promise to be very nice against your previous relationships. 502 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:58,235 I will really try really get to know them. 503 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,998 Do you need help? No, now it worked. 504 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,959 Pretty girl! Smart. 505 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:30,115 Seems like a chick who knows how she wants it. She'd be something, wouldn't she? 506 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,672 You, how is it between you and Rita really? 507 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:40,153 Yes, we barely have time to be faithful. In the sauna you said she didn't have time. 508 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:44,439 It's the same thing. Yes, if you say so, then… 509 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,594 Why are you making a fool of yourself? I guess I don't! 510 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,230 No, it's clear, horny fuck like you... 511 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:58,874 Some are able to resist the temptation, others...weak shits...don't. 512 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,989 Glad you and Sara are friends again. Yes, that's it. 513 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,155 It will be like that after a while. You see things you never saw before. 514 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,791 Finding their way back to each other... Maybe it will be the third time. 515 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:19,558 What are you actually talking about? You, Rita...are a good friend of mine. 516 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:23,918 Will I cheat on you? against her, and I will… 517 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:29,712 I don't know what's wrong with you today, but it has nothing to do with me. 518 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:42,392 Ho, ho! Are there any nice kids here? 519 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,039 No. 520 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,873 No kind children? No! 521 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:09,635 So I got it wrong? Yes, probably. Merry Christmas! 522 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,235 Who was that? Some damn Santa... 523 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:20,998 Santa! Come back! The children are waiting for you. 524 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:28,912 Hi, this is my husband Janne. Santa... 525 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,119 Hello. Come in with this one and we'll… 526 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,877 Are there any nice kids here? 527 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,431 I don't think Elin was that kind. 528 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:47,278 Well, indeed, yes. Now we'll see. At least here's a package for Daniel. 529 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,272 Ahhh! 530 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,230 "Merry Christmas from..." 531 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,995 And the construction industry...? And the knapsack business? 532 00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:00,358 And then a big package for Liselotte. That's me. 533 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:06,869 From mom and dad. They might should help you open the package. 534 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,431 I can handle it myself. 535 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:16,152 But look here: this is my mother, and my father is her first husband. 536 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,879 Johanna is my half-sister. 537 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:24,195 Sorry if I'm a bit old fashioned, but have you eaten jam? 538 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,433 You haven't greeted Johanna so often lately. 539 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,594 Or maybe you have when I was at work. 540 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,958 We've barely seen each other throughout the autumn. 541 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,159 You're not always at home. No, I understand that. 542 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:47,111 Huh? Do you have a problem with it? I have no problems, I'm a psychologist... 543 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,630 Look! 544 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,791 Wow! 545 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:03,670 But you, do you have something to ask so say it, dammit! 546 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:08,679 Sara, she has sat shirt back and front. 547 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,878 You! What are you suffering from? Listen! 548 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:18,480 And here is a package for Janne. Yes. Thank you very much, Santa. 549 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,029 "Honey..." 550 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,875 What the hell are you suffering from, I said! Baby, calm down! 551 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:32,673 But what the hell is he doing? Shit! Janne has sterilized herself. 552 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:37,152 It is true. He told Rita in the sauna. 553 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,712 Then it must be anyone else who... 554 00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:01,829 Wow! Check out the dates! Exactly the one I wanted, Janne. 555 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:08,997 Mother! Sara! Thanks, Gunnar! Thank you, thank you, thank you... 556 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,152 Yes, yes, yes... 557 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,631 Yes, my little friend. Thank you, Gunnar. 558 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,920 Who the hell has moved on the garbage bags and why? 559 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,277 Who is she? Don't say it or I'll be pissed off! 560 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:30,356 Why change something that works. Yes, one might wonder! 561 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,990 There is no "she". 562 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:39,712 Who are you secretly on the phone with? Who do you meet when you work overtime? 563 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:45,512 Who calls when you just hang up the phone? A colleague from work? 564 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,560 It's Sara, right? It's Sara. 565 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:53,475 You're not smart at all. Good thing you admit! 566 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:59,397 The only thing Sara and I have in common is Liselotte. Also, the woman is pregnant! 567 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,359 Exactly that! 568 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,918 Check out the computer! And check here... 569 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,393 And you are fine? 570 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,554 Yes. Good friends, booze and figs. What do you think? 571 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,190 Nice that she has arranged it, Sara. Santa and all... 572 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:34,151 Forgive me! Good friends, booze and figs and Santa Claus. Wake me up! 573 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:40,191 You, I thought of one thing. We two are the only ones who don't have children with Sara. 574 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,354 How does it feel, do you think? Yes, I sleep well at night. 575 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:50,789 I don't have an eating disorder and I can don't say I'm afraid of death. 576 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:55,352 No, I was just wondering you feel...outside. 577 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,915 The poor thing. 578 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,879 I'm innocent anyway. Yes, I believe you. 579 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,796 I don't understand why Janne not just tell it like it is to Sara. 580 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:18,831 Does he want his kneecaps smashed? He thought no one would know. 581 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,389 Absolutely impossible. Why that? 582 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:26,077 Then he probably never would told you that? 583 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,598 Helena, Helena! 584 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,311 Open, dammit! Open! 585 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,599 I'm freezing to death. You are drunk. 586 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:52,757 where is she She?! Yes...she's home. 587 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:57,630 Did you tell her that she going to come here and apologize? 588 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,997 I distributed Christmas presents to the children. 589 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:07,350 Now you make sure she gets here, even if you have to drag her by the hair. 590 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:11,991 You should tell Janne. He's just making a fool of himself, playing detective! 591 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:19,271 What the hell, what do you mean? Say what? Damn I know...that we...that we know. 592 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,078 What "that we know"? He doesn't know that we know... 593 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:27,198 No, no, I know, I know, I know. 594 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:32,275 I was going to tell you that I have also been with Sara. 595 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,638 No, it was just a little tempting after all talk of love and care. 596 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:42,193 Is Sara that sharp in the wardrobe? You, damn it, don't even think about it! 597 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:47,513 I understood that you would stay in here. 598 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,670 Why do you think Erik has another? It is felt in the whole body. 599 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,639 Which he doesn't take into… 600 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:03,194 What would you do in my situation? As a psychologist, I would like to say… 601 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:11,878 Honesty! It is important that you are honest when talking to each other. 602 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:16,079 That you dare to give yourself out. 603 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,949 Sit down in peace and quiet and talk to each other. 604 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,636 I think it's Sara. Try to talk him out of it. 605 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:29,955 Rephrase the question with new words and don't let him know you're mistaken… 606 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:34,591 Why do you think so? Do you have proof? Just my female intuition. 607 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,596 You, an idea... 608 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:45,197 Pretend you know more than you do. Best way to get people talking! 609 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,035 Lay out some traps too! Like for example...? 610 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,593 No, I know. Say you have spoken with the woman and that you know everything. 611 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,990 Should I pretend it, then? Exactly! 612 00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:02,030 Then it comes...he to realize that the game is over. 613 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:08,153 God, so much porridge! I never have seen so much porridge in my whole life. 614 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,870 Overall... Took time to make! 615 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:20,033 But do vegans eat porridge? The milk is after all, from the cows, who must suffer tremendously... 616 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,757 Big brother big idiot. Little brother little idiot. 617 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,153 But listen, listen, listen... Is it no one got the tonsils yet, eh? 618 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,719 No! 619 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:40,512 I got it, but I ate it. You would wish for something, wouldn't you! 620 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,196 That's a real little nut. 621 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,797 In such cases, I wish to Janne and mother are getting married 622 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,875 and that all three of us move to a big red house in the country. 623 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,509 What does he mean? How can you talk like this? 624 00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:02,073 You mock the children or talking over their heads. 625 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:09,078 Yes, and how many children do you have? No! But I was a child. 626 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:16,833 And hell for adults who change partners like others changing underwear! 627 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,630 Now let's sing! I'll get drinks... 628 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,555 Brother, how are you doing? Therapy... 629 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:30,432 You get children if you think you can love them 630 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:35,197 and make them good people, not to realize oneself, or… 631 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:40,230 ..hold a man, tie the woman to the stove or to feel needed. 632 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,391 Yes. 633 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:49,910 Erik or Gunnar or by all means Åke can talk about how I love my children. 634 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:55,996 Nice if someone could come to my defense when attacked by… 635 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,549 Someone who doesn't have children himself. 636 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,350 I stand by everything I think. Well, interesting! 637 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:07,117 Fine! Be careful so those don't pop out! Yes, you don't have to worry about that. 638 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,990 So there, get yours now! Who can bear to be sober? 639 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:17,872 Could you give yourself up to that Åke went around and served. 640 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,075 Bowl! 641 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:29,795 He's just trying to help. He is very kind, we are grateful. 642 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,510 Fuck that damn... No, corner, huh...? 643 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:40,915 No, now we're going to have a good time and yell at each other. I mean... 644 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:46,473 We should celebrate Christmas and enjoy ourselves each other's company. Merry Christmas! 645 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,074 Merry Christmas! 646 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,038 No, now it's fat... 647 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,591 Yeah, I didn't think so give a longer speech. 648 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:58,152 I'll just say: "Cheers to you belly daredevils!" 649 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,197 Belly weights are guys who fucked the same girl. 650 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,398 The jaw! Yes, right? 651 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,949 Cheers, Sara! 652 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,950 What did that mean now, then? What? 653 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,476 You're mad because I didn't say anything. I didn't get the chance. 654 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:28,716 Did you think it would change so quickly? I was hoping you would be happy. 655 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:36,276 Darling, enough with children now! Ours has the best dad in the world. 656 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:41,833 Don't fart, please. What should I do, then? Done is done. 657 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,198 Don't you think I'm aware about that. I know, Sara! 658 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:52,879 Know what? What do you mean? Say it like it is that you were unfaithful. 659 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,077 Huh? Yes, that's clear. 660 00:59:55,240 --> 01:00:00,155 Not so surprising if one of them finds there. Åke has a map and a compass! 661 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:04,314 What are you saying? That you are hiding something from me. 662 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:11,079 Just like you never told Åke took your virginity and that you were always on. 663 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,517 You haven't talked about who was your first 664 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:20,995 Lotta Persson! I thought she enjoyed it but she threw up. Don't change the subject now! 665 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:27,315 I didn't think it was that important. I've never been unfaithful. 666 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,472 Well, no, how nice! Well done, Sara! 667 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:36,352 Which one of them is it? Is it Åke? Why do you think that Åke and I... 668 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:40,559 Or is it Gunnar? Eric? Thomas, maybe... 669 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,993 You stand here accusing me. Do you do it? 670 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:51,314 Why don't you answer my question? Why do you think I'm cheating? 671 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:55,872 Because you... I... you... I see it! 672 01:00:56,040 --> 01:01:00,352 You see that?! No, but God! It was nice, it was great! 673 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,718 The psychologist has spoken. Yes! Do you have any proof? 674 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,750 Yes, my male intuition. Damn you! 675 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:17,190 As loyal as I've always been! You need to get out of here. Out of my house! 676 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,991 You have ruined my Christmas Eve! You have truly enriched mine! 677 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,676 Out with you! Go away! 678 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:31,469 Whoopsadaisy! Who's next? Yes, I absolutely love Christmas. 679 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,996 Who the hell needs TV? Or Lars Norén... 680 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,232 Who is that? 681 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,396 "You don't have to go out all day." Yes, yes... 682 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:57,555 Have you already finished eating? Thank you, it was.. delicious. 683 01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:04,114 What happened to Janne? Yes, he...was just going for a walk. 684 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,830 Buy newspaper. On Christmas Eve... Ouch! 685 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,309 Fig? Shut the hell up! 686 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,359 But, what the hell… 687 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:44,831 Yes? How much does it cost? 688 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,595 Where are you going? To the office. 689 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,550 My wife has kicked me out. I have to warm me I'm so damn cold. 690 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:57,190 Where is the office located? In town, downtown... 691 01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,354 21 kroner. Okay. 692 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,390 Five... 693 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:11,670 You...that seems to be all which I brought with me. 694 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:16,471 Can you imagine that... You, this is Sweden. 695 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:20,190 What would it look like? if everyone were to ride for free? 696 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:26,914 It's just to get off. It's damn Christmas Eve! 697 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:34,079 Here is... Yes, how nice. I can take that. Thanks! 698 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:45,198 What are you going to do? Of course I'll wipe it up. 699 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,920 Do you know what this floor cost? 700 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,435 Do it, Sara! 701 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:59,954 Yes, now I know what to do. Give birth at home! That's what I'm going to do. 702 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:06,992 I was born here, a family tradition! Such nonsense! You were born in southern BB. 703 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:13,350 Then everyone in the family could be together, feel involved... 704 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,913 So, you know, sometimes... 705 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:25,235 Sometimes I love them all so much so that… 706 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:32,193 It hurts so much in here. do you remember at all how was it longer? 707 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:38,311 A small smooth smelling cub crawling up and says: "Mommy, I love you." 708 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:43,998 Unlike a man who crawls up in bed and say I love you. 709 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:52,872 With Janne, everything feels so right. 710 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,590 Sara, you just threw Janne out. 711 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:05,079 It doesn't have to be Erik who been with her, without anyone. 712 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:09,313 Everyone here is her cousin. Well, not Thomas of course. 713 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,269 I've already said that I am innocent. 714 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:17,957 Huh? What is Thomas innocent of? 715 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:25,072 The budget deficit, the rainforests, that Michael Jackson's nose collapses. 716 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:36,269 do you love me Yes, I love you! 717 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,912 Say you love me. i love you 718 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,033 Dad! Mother! 719 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,909 Hello to you. 720 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,516 Go to bed. Go play somewhere else. 721 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:05,560 I'm not tired. Go up to the nursery. 722 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:10,317 I haven't yawned once. Get up, and we'll come and spend the night later. 723 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:14,474 No, we're going to play mother, father, child. Yes. 724 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:20,192 Yes, but then I have a great idea. We do it up there. Cool, huh? Come on! 725 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,760 Up, u No 726 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,992 Sarah... No! 727 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,395 What the hell are you doing here? 728 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:59,318 Sara, I'm going to meet Sara. 729 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,871 Come back in a year. 730 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:08,752 Well, that Liselotte brought up... He would be the best dad in the world. 731 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:13,915 Surely he would? He already is an absolutely wonderful stepfather. 732 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:19,553 It is this theater play… Could it have something to do with Åke? 733 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:24,317 That he is here tonight... I thought she said the premiere will be... 734 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:30,670 I never wanted to hurt Janne. I understand that, but for Liselotte... 735 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,356 So, I... 736 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:42,393 Why has he become so jealous all of a sudden, for no reason at all... 737 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:49,512 Don't worry about it. Everything I touch turns into disaster. 738 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,595 You, don't cry now... 739 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:59,755 Which of the rest of us, do you think, had managed to fix this Christmas like this... 740 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:07,429 You are strong and talented and great mom. 741 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,599 Thanks. 742 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:28,109 You could give a damn about that! 743 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:32,194 Jane? Jane! 744 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,434 Jane! Jane! 745 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,830 Jane! Jane! 746 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,389 You, Janne! 747 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,439 Eric! Eric! Jesus, Janne... 748 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:49,594 No, don't touch me! what are you doing 749 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,355 Eric... It was probably Åke you were mad at. 750 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:59,118 Because he took over here tonight and fixed and donated and so... 751 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:04,275 Fixed and donated?! What do you call what Erik has done for, then? 752 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:09,435 What, Erik?! What is it now you got in the head? Aren't you at...? 753 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,991 Mom will come soon. Jane! 754 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:19,754 Did you get hold of any newspaper? The jaw! 755 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,309 Listen to me! Who are you? 756 01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:29,671 You can't just lift things out of you. You are wrong! It's not as you think. 757 01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:36,712 May Janne be in peace for Sara, so Janne is satisfied. Psychology! Damn shit! 758 01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:38,871 But Janne! 759 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:45,438 He was a little upset. 760 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:50,231 It is instructive to see how professionals handle crisis situations. 761 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:55,395 Mother is with child again. There are already too many children. 762 01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,633 He will move. They do it after they have children. 763 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:05,512 Well, this is where you're sitting. Rickard says that Janne will move. 764 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,957 No, he was just a little angry. It passes. 765 01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,430 Will he? 766 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:16,231 Are you happy and satisfied with the pats? This computer was amazing. 767 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,392 He took the suitcase with him. 768 01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,712 All moms and dads argue sometimes. 769 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:27,192 That doesn't mean you don't love each other or that you have to divorce. 770 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,273 You divorced my dad. And mine. 771 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,829 And my... 772 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,838 No, if I were to… 773 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,473 Janne, what are you doing? 774 01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:02,874 Obey, you bastard! But, stop! Take it easy, Janne. 775 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,476 It's Erik's car. Yes, I know! 776 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,712 Where are you going? Anywhere! Away! 777 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:13,271 Why then? "Then why?" What the hell do you think? 778 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:19,914 I've had enough of...of... Of...? Christmas porridge? Fig? Spirits? 779 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,640 It's Erik's! 780 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,839 What is Erik's? The baby Sara is expecting, dammit! 781 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,312 Oh, hell! How do you know that? 782 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:37,873 It doesn't matter. And isn't it his, so... It must be someone's! 783 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:42,113 I don't understand. Aren't you and Sara sleeping with each other? 784 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:46,513 I'll tell you why I don't want to have children with Sara. 785 01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:52,676 The idea that she slept with every single one man in the village! Have children with half! 786 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:58,233 I see her with Gunnar, with Erik, with Åke. I can't handle it. 787 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:05,074 It's nice because coming from a psychologist, huh? 788 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:11,156 It doesn't come from a psychologist, but from a perfectly normal man, almost… 789 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:18,192 You shouldn't joke about Marika being homosexual. She can't help it. 790 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:25,437 I'm not gay. When you stuck, I got Thomas. 791 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:34,352 Sometimes I don't understand you. How can you believe that Marika is Thomas' model? 792 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:37,990 He and Micka have one 19 year old daughter together, as you know... 793 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:45,749 How could Marika be 19 years old daughter, when she herself is 25 or something. 794 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,194 I give up. 795 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:51,797 But you, how do you actually do it? Huh? 796 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:57,160 How men do, you can imagine. But how do you do it? 797 01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:03,271 When they do what? Laying railroad tracks? Brush your teeth? Jumping sack? 798 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,996 You...you never miss a... 799 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,151 ..penis? Yuk! 800 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,631 I can't even imagine two men in bed. 801 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:20,000 I think it's disgusting and it goes against nature. 802 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,152 I think there has been a misunderstanding. 803 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:27,757 You, I understand you, you see. I really do. 804 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:33,836 I have no "assumptions" sentences about homosexuals. 805 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,356 Can I have a hug? 806 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:49,310 It's macho shit not to accept that the woman had a life before herself. 807 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,756 Three lives. 808 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:59,634 We're going in now, there's a lot of good stuff in there the kitchen. You should know that. You live here. 809 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:04,476 No, I've had enough of this. No, but Janne... 810 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:09,635 You're not sober. How damn lucky I am! 811 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:16,917 Do you know where Sara Hamrell lives? Yes, there in the 34th. 812 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,630 What is it about? Adultery! 813 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,509 What is it now? I know damn… 814 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:29,312 Janne thinks it's yours. My? 815 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:34,270 I would vote for Åke. Go?! is that you 816 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:40,231 You're not fucking smart! You're a good match, third time's good! 817 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:46,237 Do you think Åke and Sara fit together? Yes, you are too smart for him. 818 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:50,189 The jaw... You might be right about that. 819 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:55,275 Are you the one who hit Sara? Damn it, Rita, not this time! 820 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,636 Whoa! 821 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:04,510 Damn, Rita, you gotta believe me. I don't have to damn it! 822 01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:11,393 By the way, you lie so damn bad. I lie no worse than anyone else! 823 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:17,351 Your ears turn red when you lie, damn pucko... 824 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,309 I love you and would never do anything. 825 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:24,711 Are you satisfied now? My name is Carina Bolander. 826 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:30,273 And my husband Kenneth has left me today, on Christmas Eve! 827 01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:36,436 Are you ready to take care of this now? To take care of this? 828 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:44,234 I knew it! I knew it! You have knu... What's it called? 829 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:49,634 ...deceived me. Don't lie! She's standing here! 830 01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:53,270 Well, you have an affair with my husband, you... 831 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:57,354 Pauline, it's not what you think. No, because it's Sara... 832 01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,319 What the hell Kenneth? Who the hell are you? 833 01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:03,199 So you don't have an affair with Carina? 834 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:09,117 No, Erik has an affair with Kenneth and that is why he has left me. 835 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,033 Oh, damn! 836 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,871 That's why Kenneth has left me, for Erik's sake... 837 01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:20,637 He was going to show off at some damn place balcony or whatever the hell he was talking about! 838 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:26,910 On Christmas Eve! They have been gays all the time. They've been lying all along! 839 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:30,994 On Christmas Eve! Have you heard that? 840 01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:34,434 On Christmas Eve... 841 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,840 Yes, I am... 842 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,752 ...gay, homosexual. 843 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:54,758 When did you come up with that? Today when I saw you in the sauna. 844 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,595 No! I need a grog. 845 01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:02,640 What is wrong with the one you have? 846 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,269 It's finished. 847 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:09,434 That was why you were never interested. 848 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:13,389 Have you been lying all these years? Not for you, Sara. 849 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:19,670 I haven't lied to Pauline either, but maybe for myself. 850 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,790 Hello? Yes, I'll be right back. Kiss. 851 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:31,430 Yes, the one who is without debt can have fun throwing the first stone. 852 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:37,039 Poor Pauline. She is cool and takes it balanced. 853 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:51,552 Hello there, young lady! This is not a good place for me. 854 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:57,671 What nonsense is that! We do this for your sake, for the sake of all children. 855 01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:03,392 How many of your classmates live with both of their biological parents? 856 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,598 Lisa... You haven't understood anything! 857 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:11,994 This is what the modern family is like looks like. And we've done well! 858 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:16,916 Or how! Not many people can handle something like this. 859 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:22,473 In friendship, celebrate Christmas with preparations and stepchildren and all that. 860 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:26,634 Janne has sterilized herself without... It doesn't belong here! 861 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,839 You are conservative even though you are so young! You are right! 862 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:37,997 I don't buy friends, I don't look down on necklines, does not lie with the curator. 863 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:44,395 But this with Achmed, you don't have... Yes! You have read about teenage sex! 864 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:48,554 Front and back... You're not with children, are you? 865 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:54,716 I just need to get in here for wanting to drive with double condoms! 866 01:19:54,880 --> 01:20:00,273 Well, what is wrong with us? Thomas doesn't shut up, Anne is drunk. 867 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:05,037 Ake horny, Sara always fertilized, Janne cars crash, Rickard goes to therapy. 868 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:11,355 Erik is suddenly gay and Pauline just crying. Do I need to continue? 869 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:16,117 You see I haven't been with Erik. Then it's Åke, then. 870 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:22,595 Stop now! Shall we take and collect us now. We should have a merry Christmas! 871 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:27,197 Once again: Have you been unfaithful? No! 872 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,193 Which of us is the best? Hang up now, Janne! 873 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:35,514 Between us ventriloquists...Sara is on the bang. Who put her on? 874 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,196 Hang up! I've only been with you. 875 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,078 Why don't you believe me? 876 01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:44,119 Jane... 877 01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:50,120 Isn't it something that you want to tell us? 878 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:57,676 Sara is pregnant without having been unfaithful, and I have sterilized myself. 879 01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:09,594 No, you're kidding. No, this is a joke. 880 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:13,276 That you would have sterilized yourself! 881 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:18,435 And I wouldn't know? No, you, I'm not into that. 882 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:25,836 Just some twisted idea you got in your head to check if I've been unfaithful! 883 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:30,551 Say you haven't! My life, my decision. 884 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:37,155 You can't do that. Yes. 885 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:45,512 So...you can't, is that what you're saying? You can't be a father. What you say...? 886 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:52,438 You wouldn't find out. Oh, you're not fucking true! 887 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:58,994 Would I go month after month and wonder why I didn't get pregnant? 888 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:02,755 You don't do that. So I did. 889 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,959 What the hell! You just decide that I... You don't think! 890 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:11,751 Did you think for a second that I wanted children? 891 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:17,916 That's what I was thinking, little Sara. Yes, and then you decided… 892 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:23,632 "There will be no more children for me." Who the hell do you think you are? God? 893 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,997 It almost seems so… 894 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:33,190 Is nothing sacred to you? I don't understand. How could you? 895 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:36,557 Yes, how could you? 896 01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:41,357 None of you are fucking smart. 897 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:49,114 No, I'm going now. You stay. 898 01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:54,273 Mom... 899 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:01,120 Christmas, family... 900 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:05,274 But hey! What is it? Everything is destroyed. 901 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:13,234 But little, little child! What is it that has happened? So, take it easy… 902 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:18,998 Janne has sterilized herself. 903 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:24,473 He has ruined my life. You are with child, you are pregnant. 904 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,951 Which of them is it then? 905 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:37,111 I want you to swear that it is not you. 906 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,271 Now you have to give in. 907 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:44,310 Shut up! Raise your hand and say after me. 908 01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:48,155 Put your hands up, dammit! And stand up! 909 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,039 We have said that we have not... Stand up! 910 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:55,831 Raise your hands and say after me. 911 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,116 Not you. 912 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:10,632 We promise and swear... 913 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:17,513 We promise and swear... ...that we haven't fucked Sara. 914 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:23,915 That...yes, but we all have that. But I mean now. Now, I mean! 915 01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:27,710 I'm no longer on this. Stand up! 916 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:36,273 We promise and swear... We promise and swear... 917 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:44,791 ...that we haven't fucked Sara. ...that we haven't fucked Sara. 918 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,439 Now! 919 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,640 Who the hell is that, then? 920 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,440 Sara! 921 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:56,877 Sara! 922 01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:59,759 Sara! What do you want Sarah? 923 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:03,311 You would be fine would like to know, huh? 924 01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:07,633 What do you want Sarah? I won't tell you about that. 925 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:11,430 Sara! Sara! 926 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:14,160 Hell! Sara! 927 01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:18,075 Wait! Who the hell are you? 928 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:24,114 Is that you, you bastard? Now you're going out! Out! 929 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,271 Sara! 930 01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,840 But die, dammit, Santa bastard! 931 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,549 But aren't you wise? Stop! Let go, I'll kill him. 932 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,518 Stop! 933 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:27,119 Have you even fucked the jute gnome? Release! I'm going to kill that bastard! 934 01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:30,272 I have had myself inseminated! 935 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:51,077 I had myself inseminated when I was in London. 936 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:54,676 Time passed and... 937 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:59,630 We have tried. We've been trying for over two years, Janne. 938 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:05,796 I was afraid you couldn't, that you would never get to be a father for real. 939 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,592 We have it so good. 940 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:15,391 The kids love you as much as me. 941 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:19,554 Sarah... I was just helping nature on the trot. 942 01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:25,198 I thought you would be happy. 943 01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:32,756 Whoever is the father of the child, so did it make no difference to… 944 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:37,198 It was my gift of love to you. 945 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:40,671 I did it for you. 946 01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:44,310 Your sake... 947 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:49,111 It was never meant to you would need to know. 948 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:46,034 I can take this. I'm not breastfeeding. 949 01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:04,714 Has he woken up? Yes. 950 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:13,272 No, but little old man, are you coming to dad's... 951 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,598 So...did you sleep well? 952 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:27,157 Hi, has anything happened yet? No. 953 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:31,791 This is Ahmed. Hi Achmed. Merry Christmas! 954 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,989 Wave to mom! 955 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:55,635 Yes, dear, dear, dear family... 956 01:29:55,800 --> 01:30:02,638 Yes, we are sitting here together again once again and...I'm so happy. 957 01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:09,438 And Janne, my beloved, and little plut. 958 01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:18,592 Janne, that's how I have something I would like to tell you. 959 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:23,152 No, no, no! 960 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:28,156 Yes! No, but wait a minute now... Listen! 961 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:33,869 Now you will... Listen, listen, listen! 962 01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,638 Hello! 963 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:43,749 No, but listen now… I will study English! 964 01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:50,475 Sure!